Glazing the Ham
1) bl-w j-b (where saliva adds wetness to the c-ck)
2) f-cking (where p-ssy juice adds wetness to the c-ck)
some broads are experts at glazing the ham!
when you are at a relatives house for thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a j-rk–ff session. it is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.
at thanksgiving dinner this year i got caught glazing the ham by my grandmother.
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