Glazing the Pot
glazing the pot
verb (used with object)
not to be confused with the act of a potter glazing a hardened piece of clay before firing. this glazing of the pot describes an over-weight fat -ss, hairy man shaving his own stomach for the sole purpose of -j-c-l-t-ng -j-c-l-t-ng upon himself and glazing glazing his smooth pot (round belly) with an even layer of c-m.
friend 1: “what’s glazing the pot mean?”
friend 2: “oh boy… well i’m pretty sure it’s when a fat -ss with a hairy belly shaves himself and j-zzes all over his stomach.”
friend 1: “where the h-ll is bryce?”
friend 2: “if i had to bet, i’d say he’s downstairs glazing his pot.”
“dang dude, your stomach is super smooth and shinny today. did you glaze your pot last night?”
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