glemp


a state of vegetative wakefulness.
i was up all night watching youtube videos instead of sleeping because i was glemp.
coined by jeph jacques of the webcomic questionable content.
it means a vegetative state of wakefulness; that hideous creeping inertia that compels you to watch stupid internet videos instead of sleep, forever.
jeph, just close your laptop and go lie down,” you say. “i can’t,” i reply. “i’m glemp.
the feeling where you don’t want to do anything, despite other things you might enjoy doing or things that will benefit you.

this is mostly found where you just want to sit around fooling around on the internet instead of doing anything.

described my web cartoonist jeph jacques as: “vegetative wakefulness”.
sally: just close your laptop so we can go and eat ice cream for dinner, and sleep in.
jeff: i can’t. i’m glemp.
“it perhaps means a state of vegetative wakefulness”

a “hideous creeping inertia that compels you to watch stupid internet videos instead of sleep, forever”
i feel glemp.

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