a lazy waste of sp-ce, punching way above his weight with a ridiculously hot girlfriend, comes across slightly camp, in love with love island, useless at banter
glen perry: turn the radio down they’ll drop spoilers for love island
glen perry: this one direction song is so bants, let me turn it up in my convertible so everyone can hear me sing along to it.
glen perry: i love miniature dogs.
glen perry: i find it weird how everyone keeps mistaking missus for my carer. probably just bangs. maybe. i think. ummm
glen perry: i love golf, it’s such an extreme sport.
the intense realisation that your gargantuous beast of a sh-t won’t flush down the toilet in someone else’s house. this is usually followed by irrational fear that leads to bad disposal decisions. he was overcome with skakaka which forced him to bury his poo in his friend’s garden
- demon eye
demon eye or “the demon eye” is a way to describe the condition of having a burst blood vessel in ones eye. common side effect of puking your brains out from alcohol. normally takes some time to go away. holy sh-t derek you threw up so much you got “the demon eye.” derek’s eye was […]
- flame horizon
coined by the popular professional league of legends player ho-jong “flame” lee, the act of reaching a 100 cs advantage over your enemy lane opponent. it typically happens as a result of complete and utter domination of the enemy laner. person 1: “did you see what flame did to the other top laner last game?” […]
very handsome and s-xy man. has curly hair and gets the best girls in cl-ss. he lost his virginity at 10 to his girlfriend and then had a threesome. he’s a p-rnstar and has a big d-ck. shakkur is a p-rnstar.
1.a good funny friend to have,tells funny jokes and just a great friend to have 2.a guy who might or might not get girls “hey w-ssup kysiem”