glenning


to deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. the act of deficating directly on ones automobile. mostly done while intoxicated. similar to lloyding.
“dude, im so wasted right now, im gonna go glen this guys car”
“hey dont go glenning just anyones car, thats the police cruiser”
“dude, you saved my life”

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