Glew


it is the past tense of the word “glow”
casey: “i got a pair of pj’s today that apparently glow.”
laura: “sweet. things like that glow like bras are awesome.
socks that glow are scary though…”
casey: “i wouldn’t know…”
laura: “neither would i; i never had a pair of socks that glew”
past tense of the word “glow”
dude that radioactive waste i saw the otherday glew in the dark!!
glew gloo adjective:

to have glown.
her mouth glew from the glowstick she broke in it.

amy: my sister broke a glowstick in her mouth once.
lexi: did her tongue glow in the dark?
amy: no!
lexi: darn!
cheyce: that would be so cool if it glew.
slang term for the sticky stuff that comes out of a males p-n-s, aka “c-m”
since c-m isnt glue it is spelled differently to set “glue” and “glew” apart.
tyler – “dude i totally sprayed jessica with glew last night.”
eddie – “i totally sprayed my room with glew last night.”
tyler & eddie – “hehheehehe”

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