Glistle


the act, or process of, getting so savagly sweaty that the sun will glisten off your body, causing all onlookers to shield their eyes and m-st-rb-t- furiously.
sh-t, john was so glistle today that i couldn’t help but drop trou and fire one off right there and then.

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