glitter chigger
a male who wears skinny jeans, cowboy boots, and drives around in a lifted vehicle. often found in a nail salon or gym but never on a farm. listens to country music and claims hes not a city boy, but has never gotten his boots dirty and screams at the sight of bugs. the male version of a mud cricket.
that ain’t no cowboy! that’s a dang glitter chigger!
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