glitter sanchez


the act of dipping one’s finger/p-n-s into a container of the most obnoxious glitter they could find, and applying it to the upper lip of a s-xual partner, while they are still asleep. then leaving.

most commonly used by transs-xuals/ mistresses to prove who the “b-tch” is, and also let infidelities be known.
susan: i think chad is cheating on me.

kathy: why would you think that?

susan: he came home with a glitter sanchez last night.

kathy: oh no he didn’t!!!!

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