glitter sock


usually found in college dorms and navy ships, the glitter sock is used to catch the ejaculatory consequence of furtive masturbation. it is so named because of the “glittery” look of dried s-m-n on cloth when the sun happens to catch it by the side of the bed.
see: sp-nk sock
f-ck! where’s my glitter sock? my mom must have cleaned under the bed!

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