Glitter squirrel
a female who wears gratuitous amounts of make up and skimpy clothing appearing as she is dtf but in actuality is a prude.
(person 1) yo, look at that chick i bet she puts out.
(person 2) nah dude, billy tried to hook up with last weekend and she ran away yelling “rape.”
(person 1) d-mn glitter squirrels.
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