glitter tears
when a person hasn’t had a bath and makes themselves cry to clean their face and make it all shiny because the tears relfect the light.
girl: -knocks on door-
boy: oh f-ck, i havent washed my face, ummmmm… aha! glitter tears! think sad thoughts… -starts to cry- woot! go me!!
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