glitter turd


a prize t-rd you’ve got to tell the first person you see about it’s structural integrity
son: mum! mum! feast your eyes on my glitter t-rd. it’s like an airbus just crashed landed into our porcelain throne!
mum: son, you don’t need to keep telling me about your…. oh dear lord. that’s a work of art. derek. get here quick. look at our sons potential prize turner award!!!

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