glitterine
1. a substance that replaces the lack of melanine that vegetarian vampires have. while melanine allows people to survive in direct sunlight, glitterine allows vegetarian vampires to glow like disco b-lls.
edward cullen’s glitterine-infested skin blinded the f-gs who watched his movie.
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