matching your lipstick to your nipple color
kelly’s lipstick matches her glitternips
- irish fajita
when you connor mcgregor punch a steamed potato covered in hot sauce up your girlfriends cootch. tom was excited to share with bill how well his irish fajita with his girl went last night.
- david queeringin
a f-g who constantly denies it but loves sucking big sweaty black heat seeking moisture missiles, aswell as taking his father’s d-ck up the -ss. sometimes he likes to have fivesomes with his dad, mother, sister, and dog. oh god here comes david queeringin, sucking his dad.
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- elbow f*cked
when a dude is standing behind you while you’re sitting and rubs his junk on your elbow. i got elbow f-cked while sitting at my desk and my coworker came up behind me and rubbed his junk on my elbow.
- seman seeds
the two things that dangle in a sack below a man’s stomach. otherwise know as testicular orbs. that man has huge seman seeds.