Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber
a person at your local rock climbing gym who brags and constantly brings up other people’s failures and their own small accomplishments in order to make themselves feel better. brags and makes others feel sorry for even partic-p-ting in this amazing sport. most of the time is a male.
the gloating douche bag rock climber does not brag by choice. he needs to brag in order to s-xually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.
often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.
often uses terms like “f-g, donkey b-lls, kn-b gobbler, scr-t-m sucker, gay, and h-m-” to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own s-xuality.
gloating douche bag rock climber: hey i think i’m the best in the climbing club out of everybody that just started. they all suck donkey b-lls except for me. i’m better than you too. aren’t i?? aren’t i??
person: yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.
gloating douche bag: what the f-ck f-g!? i’m like 10 times better than you, you can’t climb half the sh-t i climb, you’re so gay! i’m the best you c-ck juggler!
person: rock climbing is about having fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. goodbye.
gloating douche bag: f-ck yeah i’m the best. better m-st-rb-t- in the gym’s bathroom before this b-n-r goes away!
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