global wanking


our esteemed new president is denouncing global warning and will be completely scr-w-ng the planet, reversing any progress made to date on addressing global warming, climate change while building walls to keep the bad hombres out.
rich: i need to get more sunscreen.
tom: why?
rich: brace yourself, president trump is gearing up for a very big (or if the hands are any indicator, tiny) round of global w-nking, p-ssing on our allies and accelerating climate change and global warming!

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