Global Weatherfucking


another, more appropriate, term for “global warming.” since global warming does not simply cause “warming” throughout and, in fact, causes chaotic weather patterns, “global weatherf-cking” provides are more accurate description.
this weather is so screwed up it has to be due to global weatherf-cking!

person 1: “what’s with the weather lately?”

person 2: oh it’s just global weatherf-cking.”

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