glocker


similar to the shocker, the glocker is made by sticking out the middle and index fingers, like making a gun with your hand (hence the glock). you then insert the two fingers into the v-g-n-, like the shocker without the pinky.
i gave her the glocker and then all of a sudden, “bang! bang!”, she was shot.

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