Glocktard

an individual who is utterly convinced that glocks are the end-all-be-all of pistols. will go on endlessly about how great glock is, despite the fact that glocks are cheaply-made, have terrible ergonomics, and will break and wear out much faster than they want to believe. will turn into a complete -sshole when presented with evidence that a 1911, sig, h&k, cz, or other weapon outperforms a glock in any possible way. very frequently found among (but not limited to) cops who never shot a pistol before being issued a glock and have never or rarely shot anything else. tend to get very embarr-ssed when they try out a non-glock pistol and find that it’s easier, more accurate, and more comfortable to shoot, and thus will often refuse to shoot something else when offered the chance.

note: owning a glock or liking glocks does not make one a glocktard. to qualify as a glocktard, they must be downright gay for black tupperware guns and insistent that anybody who’s not like them is a moron. compare with sigsucker, hkf-g. contrast with 1911 nut.
guy 1: “that -sshole won’t shut up about his gay little glock.”
guy 2: “i know. his shot groups are all over the place with that thing. i just kicked his -ss with my 1911 at 25 yards, but he says my gun’s a piece of sh-t.”
guy 1: “i outshot him with my xd, too, and he says we’re r-t-rds and he’s an expert.”
guy 2: “g-d, i f-cking hate glocktard a!”
someone who needs to be shot multiple times with a glock due to their stupidity.
the outcasts are glocktards lets go blast those fools!