Glod


the true ruler of the galaxy with full-fledged smoting abilities
i p-ssed that test, thank glod
the world “glod” is actually the world “gold” as used by those of lower intelligence and/or m-ssively high s-x appeal!

it has been much used on the internet and orginates from north-east england, where the term was coined in the common town of danielleville!
“go for glod my son” literally meaning, go for gold!
when you have had too much god
i went to church three times this week im so glodded out right now, just way too much glod to deal, ya feel me couz?
glodsson, glod – the dwarf horn player of the “band with rocks in” from the terry pratchett book “soul music”.
“i can blow anything,” said glod. “realllly?” said imp. he sought for some polite comment. “that must make you very popular.”
(n.) a person that pops the collar of their polo shirt and tries to look cool, then says random sh-t in cl-ss and goes “yeah i said it,” in another vain attempt to look cool. threatens to beat people up. is very very gay.
did you see that glod over there? he popped his collar and yelled a bunch of random sh-t about wu-tang clan. that kid needs to eat it.
someone who should go home
go home glod
grossed out glodddddd!!!! hahaha we love youuuuuu….nooooo

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