Gloking


to milk a hug for all its worth
man you were gloking that hug

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  • Nincompadrae

    a word meaning random and insane. originally spoken first by clare leanney! boy: ‘g-d, stuart! you are such a nincompadrae!’ ‘dude, that is the sweetest nincompadrae squirrel ever!’

  • Noobwegian

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  • spunkrifter

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