glomph


is my legal middle name!

and has been, for over 40 years.

it applies to my mascot, the one-footed creature in hi-top basketball sneakers.

see: http://www.glomph.com/
my full name is jerry glomph black
is a very tight hug given by one person to another.
beth glomphed tony.
the act to lovingly not s-xually sit upon, har-ss or caress a person.
i glomph
you glomph
he/she/it glomphs
we glomph
they glomph
every(flipping)body glomphs
the glomph is a comic figure createt 33 years a go. he is nite and wise
see www.glomph.de
you can meet the glomph at www.glomph.de
the affectionate act of eating another person.
– nick1 glomphs nick2
the act of devouring an underaged girl, a small animal, or feces.

the mating call of a marachan.
derek glomphs alisa and her dog missy every morning.

if big joe yells “glomph,” run as fast as you can!

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