glonk
the sound a wookie makes.
chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.
v., onomatopoeia for the sound that gmail chat makes when someone sends you an instant message.
hold on, someone just glonked me.
the sound a girl makes when a p-n-s is rammed down her throat.
she was blowing me last night when i grabbed the back her head and shoved. she gagged like crazy and made a sound like, “glonk! glonk! glonk!”
the act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having s-x with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman.
i was totally getting my swerve on with amanda last night when i decided to glonk that b-tch after 10 minutes. she wasn’t happy, but who cares? b-tch don’ got glonked!
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