gloobie


a person that likes to eat shrimp scampi and thinks they have bad hair, when really it is perfect.
dude, that chick is such a gloobie, check out her sweet hair, and she’s eating shrimp scampi.
pr-nounce: \gloo-bie\

1. very sticky nasal mucus that resembles tacky glue.

2. tacky nasal mucus stage between runny nose and dried boogers.

3. the stage of mucus just before it hardens into a full blown booger.
i keep blowing and blowing but i can not get these gloobies to come out.

these d-mn gloobies keep coming, i wish they would harden into a booger already.

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