Gloop


the act of sitting on the toilet after s-x in order to rid oneself of the j-zz inside one’s vag.
lexy: d-mn baby, what a stallion you are.

me: shut up and go gloop; i don’t need any babies running around.

lexy: ok my king.

(ten minutes later)

me: baby, what are you doing? my sandwich won’t make itself.

lexy: hold on, i’m still glooping. it was an eight-roper.
(noun) a v-g-n-l discharge that occurs after s-xual arousal, the liquid often hangs or dribbles off of the v-g-n-l lips. it has the texture of yogurt, and is similarly colored as well. (verb) bit
after s-xual intercourse, sarah had gloop hanging from her v-g-n- but quickly pulled her up pants and said “it will dry”
n. 1. a sort of mix between a liquid and a substance; thick, but liquidy. 2. a grotesque substance, commonly bright green, found in hot lunches, that is practically inedible. 3. dreaded and hated, feared but is nescessary in some point in one’s life to face, has something to do with food. 4. disgusting and weird. 5. green.
v. to throw something green and smelly at someone, usually by means of a spoon and in a cafeteria.
pr-nounciation: gul-ewp
forms: gloop, glooping, glooped
“ha ha ha!” said the dumb-ss. “man, yo got glooped!”
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a group of seemingly similar but wholly dissimilar things.
from the birds to the zebras, zoos are nothing but a gloop of animals.
when you suck something mainly a d-ck you make this sound. also a verb for sucking some d-ck
mikey can go gloop chad!
to shoot or snipe someone in the back, without their knowledge (and probably, their approval).
“i would happily shoot him if he was on the job. gloop him!” – rimmer to lister, “red dwarf – justice”

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