Glorious Disaster


an event so heinously appealing it captivates all spectators despite the horrible and often graphic nature of it. this term is most commonly used in reference to butchering a date or 1st time s-x.
vinny: “we’re bringing kristopher to the movies with us friday to see cloverfield”
brian: “the new kid with the alligator skin shoes, a lisp, and a 1970’s haircut?”
vinny: “yeah”
brian: “wow i can’t wait to watch this glorious disaster unfold”

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