glorp


a person that strives to pursue created wants, and achieve added value in paradigm shifting private sector jobs.
that ex-fraternity member, lance bibson, he sure is a glorp.
a single loud and disturbing report from the -n-s; a loud wet fart resulting in skid-marks on your shorts. (from hustler magazine cartoon).
gllorrrrpppp! hey, you better check your shorts…
a cool word to yell to help you vent your frustration
whoever you’re dating:im leaving you you:glorp!
a chubby v-g-n- so disgusting you would swear it could take a dump.
man, i knew this chick has poundage, but her glorp was so nasty i couldn’t find the hole!
a substance made in fifth-grade science cl-ss by combining corn starch and water, which reacts like a solid sometimes and like a liqid other times. either that, or a delicious snack involving yogurt with cheerios in it, i can’t remember which.
golly, this glorp sure is delicious!
a really intense slimy bl-wj-b that one one person gives a man…
guy 1: last night, this girl totally glorped all over my schl-ng man!!
guy2: what’s a glorp?
guy1: the best blowie you will ever have, if you are into messy ones that is.
guy2: that sounds amazing
guy1: it is~

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