Glory Bag


the glory bag is a cross between a glory hole and a duffel bag making a portable glory hole.

to be glory bagged is to unwillingly be placed into a glory bag and p-ssed around.
he’s bought a glory bag for the boys, and it’s full.

i got glory bagged the other day, there must have been at least 6 of them.
glory bag refers to a samich bag full of f-cking goodness. a glory bag can be a variety of drugs, or even a samich. glory bag could contain the following: weed, shrooms, c-ke, meth, molly, etc… a glory bag is the bag of all bags and is shown off to all of your friends. a person may even take a picture of the glory bag for reminiscing at a later date.
dude, check out my glory bag
i’m going to eat my glory bag over christmas break
i shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
i will never sell my glory bag…. noooo!!
the v-g-n- of a large, obese woman. often referred to in situations where the belly covers the beltline.
dude, i found some corn in the glory bag lastnight.

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