glory hold


to forcibly grab or imprison a p-n-s extended through a glory hole, or small opening in a bathroom stall, used for anonymous s-x.
he put the sad mother in a solid glory hold, then pinned that pizzle with six-inch steel nail, and left the sad sack screaming, bleeding, and moaning, in the grotty mens-room stall.

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