Glossified


adj: when one has applied the appropriate amount of lip gloss to one’s lips to make them look presentable or more attractive.
when a female has applied lip gloss and says “i’m now glossified, we can go.” or if a friend of hers says “your lips are now glossified, lets get out of here.”
adj: to have the appropriate amount of lipgloss on one’s lips to make one look enticing or presentable.
when a female applies lipgloss and she says “let’s go, my lips are now glossified.” or her friend says “your lips are now glossified.”

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