glossop


a settlement in the foothills of the pennines, england – other names include utopia, heaven, paradise.
though many have attempted to find glossop, few have succeeded. the lack of any reference on maps has made locating this acclaimed land an arduous task, and many great explorers have failed in their attempts to find it (columbus himself declared that “glossop shall never be found, rendering my life incomplete.”)
if by chance you should ever find glossop (and this is unlikely unless you live there) then you will find it to be a place of great intrigue. the ancient gates barr the way to travellers, and the ritual of hanging cow tippers, while not promoted, is allowed to continue in accordance with local by-laws.
glossop is ruled by general f, of whom not much is known, save that the general takes a dim view of the outsider cl-ss know as the scally.

for those of you wishing to read more on the legend of glossop, visit www.glossop.com, if indeed such a place even exists…
columbus: “not finding glossop makes my life incomplete. you can have america, for only finding glossop can save my soul.”
a s-x act performed by a white middle-aged housewife upon five west indian males, to completion
when mark is out at work, his generous wife invites strangers into the house and gives them oral, -n-l and even glossop!
cousin/sibling marriage is the only accepted form of union in this -rs- end glorified village
dingles are the type of people you will find in glossop

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