Glove Fulla Vaseline
mentioned in john steinbeck’s novel, of mice and men the p-ssage states “you seen that glove on his left hand?”
“yeah. seen it.”
“well, that glove’s fulla vaseline.”
“vaseline? what the h-ll for?”
“well, i tell ya what – curley says he’s keepin’ that hand soft for his wife.”
“that’s a dirty thing to tell around,” he said.”
which has disturbed me since 9th grade and i couldn’t get it out of my head!
meaning keeping your hand soft for some kind of s-xual pleasure one can only -ssume.
if i needed a smooth hand to do it right, i’d have a “glove fulla vaseline”, baby!
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