Glove Palsy


when your work inst-tutes an always wear gloves policy and everyones hard earned callusus and rough man hands turn baby soft due to always wearing gloves while working.
ever since my job’s new policy forced me to use these felt lined gloves for working with sheetmetal my glove palsy has become terminal.

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