Glove save
a close call, something bad almost happens but gets saved at the last second/barely
tuukka: ‘drops phone on ground’
‘lands on front, but doesn’t crack’
zdeno: whaaaaat?!?!?! that’s a glove save for the ages!!!!
when your going to bone a chick and your friend saves you by providing a rubber.
john: hey bro did you bone that chick last night
bro: ya man jerry made a glove save.
#hockey #party #girls #bro #condom
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