glow in the dark towel


when a major corporation comes up with the dumbest f-cking product you could ever imagine. originated from a commercial for microsoft songsmith.
guy 1: hey what’s that?
douchebag: it’s a flamingo shiner! wanna try it?
guy 2: hey get that glow in the dark towel sh-t away from me.

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