Glue Balls


when “one’s” ball sack is stuck to other extremities, i.e. leg, taint, b-tthole, etc. usually occurs after profuse sweating, or banging some broad and not showering afterwards.
i need to go shower asap, i got a wicked bad case of glue b-lls!!!

i had glue b-lls so bad last night, i had to walk around like your mom!!!
when it has been a very long time since “one” has last -j-c-l-t-d and “one’s” sperm just keeps building up.
person 1: i got in trouble with my girl and she won’t let me hit for 3 months.

person 2: man bro, your sick! your gonna be stuck with glueb-lls for 3 months!?
when your afraid of getting a b-n-r during the day you glue or tape your d-ck to your leg in case you get a b-n-r so you don’t get embarr-ssed
did you see him!? you could totally tell he glueb-lls every day now that that new girls around.

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