glue dick


a condition that occurs to males, usually after a night of s-x. the male goes into the bathroom to urinate, and a paste almost clogs his urethra. the result is not one, but two (or more) streams are released. one hits the toilet seat, one runs down the male’s leg, and one hits the cat. the toilet water is never touched.
i had to shower and change my pants because glue d-ck sprayed all over the bathroom again!

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