gluff


1. an area of glue or other adhesive substance upon a surface most commonly left after sticker removal, that has acc-mulated fluff, dust, hair and any other domestic detritus.

2. drying sticky residues upon the skin that have gathered material. or when sticky residues become dried on body hair.

3. material attached to discarded chewing gum or other plastic substances.

4. hair and domestic material gathered upon spilt food and drink upon surfaces.
found a huge bit of gluff on top of the fridge last night.

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