glump
(n) a great, big hug.
“she needs a glump,” said a random guy.
“okay…” said second random guy.
“give her one!!!” said random guy.
“oh!!” second random guy jumps up, runs, and hugs girl.
a crew of skateboarders who are consumed by a majestic double chin.
the double chin has lead a movement of unorthodox and hi-jinx behavior.
this behavior is only understood among the beloved crew.
“what is glump life?” don’t ever ask that question…
“deeburrrrr.” “yo what up, you down to get some food?”
a mood that’s a combination of “gloomy” and “grumpy”.
your glumpy mood is perfect for halloween.
a glump is a big hug, usually over-enthusiastic, near-violent, or made by a gang of fans.
the first time i heard this word was at an anime convention regarding people wearing costumes.
woah, it’s pikachu!!! glump attack!
rule no 1 : no glumping allowed.
a term for p–ping that is unique to mcdaniel college students. this derives from the poor quality of food served from the dining hall, glar.
“dude, i just had some of that sh-tty pizza from glar.”
“oh man, that’s gonna make for a h-ll of a glump.”
“i just took a big, watery, glump.”
its the act of jumping ontop of another and humping on them. xd the combination of the root words glomp and hump.
did you just see how he glumped that guy? d:
to glump (v.) the act of rolling a person on roller skates back and forth to -n-lly penetrate them. 2007, from “glide and b-mp”
forms:
to glump
glumped
glumping
glumper
“dude you shoulda seen the chick i glumped down at the roller-disco”
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