glurk


in h-m-s-xual culture, when a male (usually middle aged or older) spends time on their own in a gay club, in the darkness watching the dancers.
“did you see that oddly dressed, not particulay handsome old man looking at me at ng1, the gay club we went to last night?”

“oh yes, he was glurking1”

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