glutardish


one who eats a gluten free diet, not because they have celiac disease or a gluten sensitivity but because they heard they can lose weight.

one who is a glutard groupie. (i.e. a gloupie)

one who craves the attention brought on by a special diet. (i.e. borderline personality disorder, psychosomatic, histrionic, munchhausen, aka annoying)
terry: hey b–tch, what be up? you look fantabulous! whatcha been doin’?

christina: ives been gluten free. ives lost me some h-lla lbs!

terry: d-mn girl, you don’t effin lose pounds from a gluten free diet. you’s can still have french fries, snickers, ice cream, potato chips, cheeze puffs, pork rinds, whip cream and all sorts of sh-t that can give you things like sugar diabetes. gluten free ain’t healthy unless you are allergic to gluten.

christina: um, okay but when i go to a restaurant the chef comes out to talk to me to see if the food was good. i gets my way and i am loosing weight.

terry: oh h-lls no! d-mn girl, you is glutardish.

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