Glutealthermaphobia
the fear of or dread experienced by sitting in or just thinking about sitting in a chair or seat that has been warmed by someone else’s b-tt cheeks.
tom: “bob, why are you standing up at your desk?”
bob: “the it guy was just here installing new software on my pc. i’m waiting for my seat to cool off.”
tom: “dude – you’ve got a bad case of glutealthermaphobia!”
bob: “hey – maybe i just don’t like sitting down in someone else’s b-tt-sweat!”
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