when a hipster farts
lars was shopping at whole foods when he suddenly let out a m-ssive gluten toot!
- shy at first
an undercover freak who’s dtf. jennifer: “i’m shy at first but i’m an open book once you get to know me.” mark: “netflix and chill?” jennifer: “okay! 😉”
- alley smiling
indulging in a brief bout of oral s-x in a darkened hallway, alley or narrow opening. brb… i’m just walking outside with my boo for some alley smiling
- exploration hat
a condom that is used to have s-x that is put on the d-ck hey guys did i bought a whole pack of exploration hats for all of us we are going to explore jinny faith and jasmine’s p-ssy thursday night
- nice c*ck kevin
a general term of endearment. can also be used to express approval. person 1: i got a 97 on my history exam! person 2: oh, nice c-ck kevin!
the fear of trusting other because of past experiences and relationships i have aphiptaphobia because people in my past have taken my kindness as a weakness