glutton glands


intangible glands in the human body that activate when one has a strong urge or desire for a particular food. the ideal location for such glands would be beneath the lower jaw; on the left and right sides of the adam’s apple.
example 1: “i really don’t need another double fudge brownie, however, my glutton glands are working overboard.”

example 2:

gertrude: “look at esther!”
pam: “i see her.”
gertrude: “she’s been eyeing those apple dumplings all night!!
pam: “it’s those glutton glands, girl. they’ll get you every time.”

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