Gnargoyling


the act of drinking yourself into oblivion and hunting for and sleeping with a gnargoyle. this self-destructive behavior is usually initiated as a bet and is almost always only accomplished after the phrase “you’ve got no b-lls!” is said to the individual attempting this act.
guy 1: “i bet you won’t jump on that gnarg, guy2!”
guy 2: “f-ck no dude!”
guy 3: “guy2’s got no b-lls!!”
guy 2: “f-ck you guys i’m going in for the kill”
guy 4: “that was really easy to get guy 2 to go gnargoyling.”
combing the word gnarly & gargoyle it is the act of perching on stoops and walls with a stern or menacing face as others p-ss. very similar to owling, but far more hip.
hey bro wanna throw back some pbr’s then go gnargoyling?

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