Gnarmonia
a condition whereby an individual has encountered entirely too much gnarly action (usually skiing/boarding) in one day or thrown down an incredible trick in the park.
“man the conditions were so epic i caught gnarmonia out there!”
“you see that 10 that guy just threw fakie? he’s gonna come down with gnarmonia for sure”
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