gnat’s ass


very small measurement used by toolmakers & engineers, or roughly .0001 or one ten thousandth of an inch. actual size may vary between shops, but always much less than a p-ssy hair. about one tenth of a skosh which is equal to approximately one nudge of the dial.

note: when specified, generally regarded as smaller than the smallest one can measure or produce, since while most people intuitively understand that a gnat’s -ss is pretty small, few have actually bothered a gnat to measure one.
“clearance is clearance, clarance, but that die is only missing by a gnat’s -ss”.
perfect, exact, right on the money
jon measured the wall and told me it was gnats -ss!
a very small amount
guy 1: did you see the newbie at the party? i couldn’t get near her all night.

guy 2: oh, yeah i saw her. i worked the floor for two hours and i was a gnat’s -ss away from her when she left with her friend.

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