Gnipophobia
the fear of –
– short people
– middle aged men wearing lampshades
– yetis/wild beasts
– green eyed monsters
midget 1: hey.
normal sized person 1: ah! don’t talk to me, i have gnipophobia!
midget 1: sorry, i didn’t know.
normal sized person 1: -retreats and -ssumes fetal position-
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