Gnivol


to s-xually (orally) -ssault somebody whilst sprinting and wearing nothing but a long overcoat.
it involves a sprint, followed by removal of the overcoat, then a high jump so that ones crotch is at equal level to the recipients facial orifice, then brief penetration, followed by -j-c-l-t–n, followed by a landing, the picking up of the overcoat, and running away, usually cackling maniacally.
i got seriously gnivoled the other day, it was actually kinda nice.

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